[Nope! It came in a nice baggy and you added water to give it 'gravy.' It was positively disgusting to humans. Definitely not something to think about too deeply.]

Nope. Winfield's been living in my home since November, actually. He's very intelligent and well behaved. I used to be more scared about Susan, but she's sweet... lazy, but sweet.

So that you know and aren't scared, Susan is a green chicken. She has a gem in her forehead. She can understand anything you tell her. Probably as smart as you or I, possibly more.