[Aaaand... when they're there, the great surprise is revealed. Behold, a friend to beat to death and then feast on their innards. Who knew the man was a complete monster all this time.]
A llama! Like a horse with curly hair and a long neck.
[Also not usually that colorful, certainly not in the living world. He's taking out a clean rag, big enough to tie over her eyes, a rope and a good heavy stick too...]
Okay, so here's how the game goes. I'll hang this nice llama up for you, and you try to bust him open with your stick. [The one he's holding, of course. But wait, there's more.] ...While blindfolded, with all your friends giving you directions. There are prizes inside!
[He shakes the piñata--yep, something's definitely rattling around.]
[Holy cow, do they? That's an unexpected gifts-names for all her treasures. She hurries back to skele's side, tapping at the cover of the book with exactly zero patience.]
Let's read, let's read! Did you know their names? Did you read it already?
Okay then, no problem, I'll read to you. [He opens the book and clears his nonexistent throat, so overdramatic.] 'Mineral, a naturally occurring inorganic solid...'
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U GOOD
[And she's going to just like, take him somewhere? To a very nice corner of Enso that isn't filled with Death or fusterclucks.]
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[Are Kravitz's bunch her island-family?]
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Yes, them too! It'll be very fun!
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[Aaaand... when they're there, the great surprise is revealed. Behold, a friend to beat to death and then feast on their innards. Who knew the man was a complete monster all this time.]
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[Because she looks DELIGHTED and THRILLED at this colorful addition.]
A horse?
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[Also not usually that colorful, certainly not in the living world. He's taking out a clean rag, big enough to tie over her eyes, a rope and a good heavy stick too...]
Okay, so here's how the game goes. I'll hang this nice llama up for you, and you try to bust him open with your stick. [The one he's holding, of course. But wait, there's more.] ...While blindfolded, with all your friends giving you directions. There are prizes inside!
[He shakes the piñata--yep, something's definitely rattling around.]
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[Because there's a chance the surprise is loud. And she can't exactly protect this skele or run off with him, if she doesn't see what's coming.]
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[A very serious promise!]
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Do you want to try and hit it first?
oh my god I thought I tagged this
[So. You know. Setting the rope, stick, rag and piñata aside for later.]
How about we check out your book until then? All your favorite rocks have names.
ur good!!!
Let's read, let's read! Did you know their names? Did you read it already?
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[He's flipping it open...]
Hey, do you know how to read?
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[So that's kinda a big ole 'HM NO' on the reading front.]
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Okay then, no problem, I'll read to you. [He opens the book and clears his nonexistent throat, so overdramatic.] 'Mineral, a naturally occurring inorganic solid...'
[Hmm, more complicated than he expected.]